Goblin Cafe
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Goblin Cafe ❋
Welcome honored goblin, to the WORLD’s first and only GOBLIN cafe!
What is Gob Cafe?
Goblin Market’s one-of-a-kind dining theater! Taking inspiration from maid cafes in Japan and combining it with some Goblin chaos, a sprinkling of medieval times, ren faire, jazz hands, mystery dinner theater, drag, and trinkets for good measure- you’re in for an experience you can’t get anywhere else! With our theme changing every opening, what will our Goblins get themselves into this time!?
THE MURDER OF GUPPET!
10/24/2026-
Next time our cafe opens it’s doors to find- GASP!? Guppet? DEAD!?! Your ticket lets you join in the mystery to discover who did it! The butler? The bride? Maybe it was that suspicious looking fish with a bomb in the corner hmmmm… Join Detective Soup as our goblins craft, trade, serve (treats AND looks!), dance, sing, battle, game, and MORE with YOU to solve this case before it goes as cold as the tip of a goblins tail!
Snackies & Treaties!
No Goblin Cafe would be complete without a menu STACKED with goblin snacks and drinks from our local goblin regulars! From homemade ice cream to a unique ube boba drink, our supporters serve up quality every time, with brand new on theme flavors PLUS the classic, favorite ones!
Dance Dance GOBLIN!
You’ll never know what to expect when our Goblins take the stage! Prepare to be blown away by performances from local drag artists, cosplay icons, idols, and experienced maid cafe attendants! Singing, dancing, acting, self insert Guppet fanfiction…? More likely than you would think!
So Much To Do!
Not only will you see our Goblins amazing performances but you’ll also get to chat with them, compete against them, and help them solve the mystery! Play games at your table to reveal clues that will help Detective Soup solve the case! Trade with fellow guests and maids, decorate your complimentary instant photo, and explore an entire table of trinkets, games, and more!
Join the Fun!
Dress up, cosplay, fursuit- wear your best duds to impress the other goblins! Come ready for the maid cafe and wear a maid dress yourself! Get ready for your close up when your time comes for a photo of your party with your maid! Bring trinkets to trade and DS’s to Street Pass!
Meet the Maids
Coming soon! Meet the goblins behind the cafe and … behind the murder?
Maid Gob
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Maid Gob
Your donation helps us keep being a safe space for creatives to connect and have fun for free. All gifts are tax-deductible and go directly toward investing in the market: that means better venues, more employed creatives, more activities, and BETTER GOB FOR YOU!!! >:^)
Did you know Goblin Market is an official 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization? 
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Perform at GOB
If you make noise, tell stories, or put on a show that holds a crowd, you can bring that to the Goblin Kingdom!