Goblin Cafe
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Goblin Cafe ❋
Welcome honored goblin, to the WORLD’s first and only GOBLIN cafe!
What is Gob Cafe?
Goblin Market’s one-of-a-kind dining theater! Taking inspiration from maid cafes in Japan and combining it with some Goblin chaos, a sprinkling of medieval times, ren faire, jazz hands, mystery dinner theater, drag, and trinkets for good measure- you’re in for an experience you can’t get anywhere else! With our theme changing every opening, what will our Goblins get themselves into this time!?
THE MURDER OF GUPPET!
10/24/2026-
Next time our cafe opens it’s doors to find- GASP!? Guppet? DEAD!?! Your ticket lets you join in the mystery to discover who did it! The butler? The bride? Maybe it was that suspicious looking fish with a bomb in the corner hmmmm… Join Detective Soup as our goblins craft, trade, serve (treats AND looks!), dance, sing, battle, game, and MORE with YOU to solve this case before it goes as cold as the tip of a goblins tail!
Snackies & Treaties!
No Goblin Cafe would be complete without a menu STACKED with goblin snacks and drinks from our local goblin regulars! From homemade ice cream to a unique ube boba drink, our supporters serve up quality every time, with brand new on theme flavors PLUS the classic, favorite ones!
Dance Dance GOBLIN!
You’ll never know what to expect when our Goblins take the stage! Prepare to be blown away by performances from local drag artists, cosplay icons, idols, and experienced maid cafe attendants! Singing, dancing, acting, self insert Guppet fanfiction…? More likely than you would think!
So Much To Do!
Not only will you see our Goblins amazing performances but you’ll also get to chat with them, compete against them, and help them solve the mystery! Play games at your table to reveal clues that will help Detective Soup solve the case! Trade with fellow guests and maids, decorate your complimentary instant photo, and explore an entire table of trinkets, games, and more!
Join the Fun!
Dress up, cosplay, fursuit- wear your best duds to impress the other goblins! Come ready for the maid cafe and wear a maid dress yourself! Get ready for your close up when your time comes for a photo of your party with your maid! Bring trinkets to trade and DS’s to Street Pass!
Meet the Maids
Coming soon! Meet the goblins behind the cafe and … behind the murder?
Guppet DECEASED - “Tell my trinkets I loved them… XP”
Maid SoupTHE DETECTIVE - “Investigator? I thought you said “instigator”?”
Head Maid Note THE BUTLER - “I would do anything for Lord Guppet and the manor.”
Maid SouffléTHE WIDOW - “In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish… from this day forward until death do us part.”
Maid Gadget FizzbangTHE BLACKSMITH - “*CRasHBANGCRash* They shaved your mullet?” (cause they cant hear you)
Maid Band-Aid THE NOSEY NEIGHBOR - “Instigator? I thought you said "investigator”????”
Maid Spit Server THE BANKER - “Only two goblins know what’s in THAT vault.”
Maid GhrishTHE COOK - “All the knives are accounted for, all 216.”
Maid BarbieTHE ISEKAI VILLAINESS - “I have range... I can be an evil c*ntress”
Maid Hi Jinkz THE JESTER - “Jingle, jingle, pay attention, pay attention. I said your favorite word, Guppet.”
Maid Lulu THE PSYCHOLOGIST - “I can’t disclose what my patients have told me.”
Maid Tuna, THE NANNY “Tuna doesn’t think Guppet has any guplets.”
Maid Winter Kero THE BUSINESS PARTNER- “You’ve left the market in good hands.”
Maid PixieTHE GARDENER - “No leaf will be left unturned!”
Maid Gob
MORE MAIDS to come in JULY!!!
Find out WHO’S GUILTY in OCTOBER!!!
Every donation goes directly back into ensuring Goblin Market stays free, accessible, and, most importantly, FOR YOU!
Goblin Market = Nonprofit!
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